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Tuesday, July 25, 2006
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Friday, July 07, 2006
Bodega Nights -- "ANYWAYS"
I was in the little deli underneath my apartment the other night buying those little bowls of cereal that are already in their own bowl, not the old crappy ones, these are kind of like plastic, they always work out well...
Anyways, I'm waiting in line behind this really funny New York City family. Beautifal hipster blonde wife, great body, tatooed up husband looks like he might work in Jesse James garage, and then these two blonde boys with surfer haircuts who could be twins.
Anyways, the wife asks the employee of the deli, who is behind the counter for a box of tampaxx, which happens to be on the top shelf...
Anyways, the employee of the deli can't reach it so he starts jumping up to try and reach the box, each time hitting it closer and closer to the edge of the shelf. Now the surfer bro "The shining" twins are laughing at this, and the employee of the deli keeps giving it his all, A+ effort he's giving to get those tampax down.
Anyways, now me and the rest of the line has taken notice at this situation and the tattoed husband has token notice that we have taken notice and we're all laughing at the wierdness of what is going on. The husband turns to me and goes, "This whole situation is pretty rioutous huh?" I found it odd that he used the word riotous, but shot back, "Yeah, its going straight on my blog."
Anyways, the employee of the deli finally hits the box off the shelf, only the box was under a stack of other tampax boxxes so they all come crashing down all over the floor, the counter and the line that we where on, which puts me, the rest of the line, the husband, the kids, and the wife into a hilarious laughing fit, in the middle of the bodega.
Anyways, the employee of the deli sticks his head up from teh counter and sees all of us laughing and gives a chuckel as if to say, "I guess this is pretty funny, what me with the tampons and everything."
Anyways, The wife pays for the tampons and the family walks out of the bodega laughing amongst themselves, the line and myself lauging to ourselves. Thats when the husband turns around to the line, me, and the employee at the deli and says, "Have a nice night". This struck me as odd. The way he delivered it made it seem like this family goes into bodega's all over NYC and does this tampax routine for the tired, lonely people online.
Anyways, I got that self contained bowl of frosted flakes, and it was delicious.
Anyways, I'm waiting in line behind this really funny New York City family. Beautifal hipster blonde wife, great body, tatooed up husband looks like he might work in Jesse James garage, and then these two blonde boys with surfer haircuts who could be twins.
Anyways, the wife asks the employee of the deli, who is behind the counter for a box of tampaxx, which happens to be on the top shelf...
Anyways, the employee of the deli can't reach it so he starts jumping up to try and reach the box, each time hitting it closer and closer to the edge of the shelf. Now the surfer bro "The shining" twins are laughing at this, and the employee of the deli keeps giving it his all, A+ effort he's giving to get those tampax down.
Anyways, now me and the rest of the line has taken notice at this situation and the tattoed husband has token notice that we have taken notice and we're all laughing at the wierdness of what is going on. The husband turns to me and goes, "This whole situation is pretty rioutous huh?" I found it odd that he used the word riotous, but shot back, "Yeah, its going straight on my blog."
Anyways, the employee of the deli finally hits the box off the shelf, only the box was under a stack of other tampax boxxes so they all come crashing down all over the floor, the counter and the line that we where on, which puts me, the rest of the line, the husband, the kids, and the wife into a hilarious laughing fit, in the middle of the bodega.
Anyways, the employee of the deli sticks his head up from teh counter and sees all of us laughing and gives a chuckel as if to say, "I guess this is pretty funny, what me with the tampons and everything."
Anyways, The wife pays for the tampons and the family walks out of the bodega laughing amongst themselves, the line and myself lauging to ourselves. Thats when the husband turns around to the line, me, and the employee at the deli and says, "Have a nice night". This struck me as odd. The way he delivered it made it seem like this family goes into bodega's all over NYC and does this tampax routine for the tired, lonely people online.
Anyways, I got that self contained bowl of frosted flakes, and it was delicious.
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