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This one comes from a conversation with my friend Pam Murphy...

PAM
If ever you need actors for a scene for your show... I'll do it if I can be like your mom or something, ya know a big part...

ADAM
Alright

PAM
or a college proffessor you gave roofies to

ADAM
your writing the episodes for me

PAM
Or the lady who live in the trailer next door and keeps dead bodies for firiends

ADAM
your hired!!!

PAM
I am a genius, (who secretly videotapes women getting pedicures) ehhh/ ehh?

ADAM
your fired!!!!

PAM
crap, secretly video tapes women picking up their dogs pooh??

ADAM
warmer

PAM
how about a retard instead of a genius

ADAM
very warmer

PAM
a retard who isn't retarded by birth but as a result of a snowboarding accident

ADAM
HIRED
and PROMOTED, new HEAD WRITER
but im not in love with the fact that the retard is not a baby, can we make that happen

PAM
oh definitely, could it be he has a illness that he keeps getting younger or is that too cliche
nevermind, cliche
but his parents are a stripper and an elephant

ADAM
were on to something, YES, YES, ITS GONNA BE A HIT, MRS BIALYSTOCK
!!!