iM Bits...

This one comes from my buddy Ben Schwartz...

BEN
I'm talking about if we tape the show, so he doesn't have to tape the screen during the show he can just put the file in there to show the video in better resolution

ADAM
oh yeah good stinkin lincoln

BEN
kicks own balls

ADAM
whoa dude, why did you do that to yourself
why did you kick yoru own balls

BEN
i feel really winded
i just hit my own balls?

ADAM
why do u keep hitting your own balls

BEN
because it makes me pass out adam
and when you pass out
you can be anything
seriously
anything

ADAM
oh my god
have you ever heard of drinking

BEN
(hits adam's balls
we cut inside adam's head)

ADAM
we see a dream sequence where adam is beating the shit out of ben because he hit adam inthe balls
we cut back

BEN
how was it?

ADAM
FUCK YOU MAN!!!!!
jesus crhits you just kicked me in the balls

BEN
benny hill music starts

ADAM
what, why is this music playing

BEN
ben wakes up
i feel really winded
i hit my own balls?

ADAM
yeah, why do you keep hitting yoru own balls

BEN
because it makes me pass out adam
and when you pass out you can be anything
anything in the world

ADAM
jesus christ, have you ever heard of drinking

BEN
does it ever make you feel bad that everyone in the world can't see that we're geniuses?

ADAM
HAHA ur welcome

BEN
i'm going to be at 21st and 5th in an hour
any interest in mayrose for lunch?

ADAM
oh hell yeah