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Sunday, June 25, 2006

This blog has really hit rock bottom

Why?

I am about to write a post about insomnia.

Is there anything worse than a blog entry by a comedian about insomnia?

Written in the middle of the night, watching a sportscenter ultimate highlight, eating whole food mint oreo's, of course in his underwear, constantly clicking back and forth to his fantasy baseball team switching the last outfield spot from aubrey huff to jeremy hermida and back again fifty times, now watching rachel mcnichols interview Dwayne Wade-- she has to be the cutest sportscenter reporter, it must be late if I'm fantasizing about Rachel Mcnichols, throwing a mini nerf basketball up and down in the air, trying to find episode 3 of Dog Bites Man online, wondering how long I napped today and if that is whats keeping me up, thinking about writing, isnt this kind of writing, but what am I gonna do with this, thinking about writing something like a sketch or short film, buying music I dont need and cant afford on Itunes, bidding on cool pair of nikes on Ebay, Hermida, Huff, Hermida, Huff, the cat is now here, and now its gone, uch an outside the lines piece, channel change, settle on oblongs, take the word settle very literarily, watching big bucking chicken commercial, laugh, oh man this sucks, both having insomnia and this blog entry, so does entourage lately am i right, dropped clicker, picked it up, dropped it again, daniella says cute jibberish in her sleep, Hermida, Huff, Hermida, Huff, or Lastings Milledge, Huff, Hermida, Huff, sweating now, maybe sick, or just the classic time in all of insomnia when you think your sick, but maybe i am, wow, oblongs not that funny, ehh sort of funny, not that funny, i wonder what Rachel Mcnichols is wearing right now, its very late, but eyes open, should cut my toe nails, nope, maybe ill bold the next word, doody, im really mature, Huff, Hermida, Huff, Hermida, no, Im going with Huff, he is more experianced and usually heats up around this time If Hermida has a good week, I'll play him next week, I am just now feeling bad for anyone that is reading this all the way through and has gotten up to this point, I apologize.

Well I was right, there is nothing worse than a blog entry about insomnia.

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