Fortune?

I got these shrimp dumplings, szechuan style, from this chinese restaurant delivered for lunch. Its one of those depressing days where its raining terribly, but its hot and muggy, and I havent left the apartment, so these dumplings where my contact with the outside world.

After devouring them in maybe 3 seconds, I went to the fortune cookies. Now, I am fully aware, that for a blog writer it is hack to write about fortune cookie fortunes, but this pissed me off to no end.

"Thinking is endorsed"

Fuck you, that is such a shitty fortune. I hope some really depressed person who lost there job, their spouse left, their house is being foreclosed, and they take there last bit of money to get some chinese food, they get this fortune, and it drives them to shoot themselves in the face in public. What a fucking bullshit fortune. Thinking is endorsed? Yeah, I know, thanks. Its smart to think. You fucking assholes who write these things, I hope you have a guilty conscience about the fact that your phoning it in you motherfuckers. I pray to god whenever you get chinese food, the fortunes inside read, your a stupid fucking idiot.

Alright, I'm ok now, what just happened, I just blacked out.