A Hipster Day (hipster, really? More like an old man)

I found myself having a little bit of a Hipster day yesterday.

I went out to Jersey because I had an appointment with the eye Dr. (hipster for optometrist)

On the Coach (hipster for bus) ride out to Ltown (hipster for Livingston) I listened to the Gnarls Barkley album on my Ipizzles, its pretty good.

From the bus stop on Hillside Ave to my house (hipster sentence construction to que reader on to fact that I walked from sed location to another) I listened to the My Morning Jacket live at Maxwell's cut Mahgeteeh.

Jumped in the car and drove to the eye Dr. On the way down Northfield, into WO (hipster for West Orange) I listened to the new Raceuntors album. That's Jack White from the White Stripes, and Brendan Benson, from some other hipster bands new album on my Ipizzles Adaptizzles. It's just ok.

After being assessed a way stronger prescription than I thought I would need (hipster tude) and refusing to wear contacts cause I have a thing about stuff close to my eyes (more of a Jewish neurosis), I drove to my parents office to catch a bite (very unhipster). Listening to Matisyahu's Live at Stubb's (hipster from two years ago).

After lunch, I set out with My Girlfriend who is "redoing" our bathroom (less and less hipster). I waited while Daniella and her mother shopped for handles for sinks as I played on my PDA (whatever hipster there was, is now gone).

Went from bathroom place to funky glasses store in the Mont (not even hipster, just shortened word Montclair). Picked out the trendiest pair of glasses I have ever owned, almost in an attempt to make the bathroom store never happen.

Drove back to NYC (New York City) with Daniella, listening to new Pearl Jam record. The hipster in me is dead, regardless of what music I am listening to, or the funky glasses I will now be wearing. I am slowly becoming an old man.